"Heroes; where ever danger looms, they will be there. Where ever justice is threatened, they will be there. Where ever a wrong is committed, they will be there... and we will be there to kick their butts."
Kamiya The Malevolent from 'Taking Earth' As the Dark Lord Hammerfist, Kamiya The Malevolent and Arora the Despicable have recently lead and completed the claim on the planet known as Earth in the name of Smite 4u, we would like to take this opportunity to invite you to join our own very special Guild. By paying the one off fee of your immortal soul, you will be offered the following Guild only benefits:
- Resurrection* should your enemies slay you.
- The use of our patented Guild letter head.
- A world wide access to all known Heroes and do gooders.
- Access to our world famous soothsayer who can predict rising Heroes, allowing us to slay them before they become a threat.
- A free villain manual with hints and tips on controlling your own armies.
- Access to our portals into other world such as High rule.
- Platinum members will be granted rule over certain domains, ensuring our will is carried out.
- Villain support, if you are having trouble with a particular Hero type, why not come to our hall and recruit some of our members to aid you.
- Access to all of our skills and armies.
- Special training in how to get the best out of your powers.